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Tuesday, August 09, 2005
petals

petals are falling from the blossoms on the trees in the forest behind the house. they drift slowly down, steadily, through the leaves, from shadow to sunlight and back again, and make a white carpet on the ground where they come to rest. as they have for centuries.

up in the trees the birds chatter and squawk, celebrating the bumper crop of cicadas this year, fat bird families singing their songs and patrolling their territory, making fences out of music. this year no different from any other.

down on the ground, the vines stretch their tendrils towards the tree trunks, reaching outward, upward, trunkward, grasping at a hold, any hold that helps them towards their sunlit goal. as they have for centuries.

and the moon waxes and wanes, looking here and away, steady in her dance steps, as she has since before she can remember. as she will long after we are dust.

and down in the mailbox, the postman daily brings bills, neat folded rectangles, printed with columns of numbers, all aligned in careful tables. as he will....and squirting the flowers with cool mist

back to reality.....

The receptionist in my office insists on wearing dresses and skirts. That in and of itself doesn't seem so bad right? But she wears party dresses. Dresses plucked straight from the cheap racks of Hoez R Us (Translation: Forever 21 and all of its off-shoots). Then she wears sweaters. Yes, it's a gazillion degrees here and she wears sweaters. Why? Because sometimes the back of her dresses are out. BUT, her shoes are pretty cool. So far we have cheap, inappropriate dresses and great shoes. That's a 50% good thing. However, lodged ever so conspicuously between the always too short hem of the skirt and her fab shoes are leg warmers. YES Leg Warmers!

Translation:Hairy LEGS!!!
This chick has to have the hairy-est legs this side of the Mason -Dixon line no foot fetish there!. Aren't southern women supposed to know better. God only knows what her underarms look like. I dare not ever catch a glimpse. Sometimes, when she's away from her desk, I want to leave her the following note: Shave, Nair, Nads, WTF-ever u have to do to get that milky coat of hair off!!!

Posted at 07:51 pm by jsd0206